Series: Avatar: the Last Airbender

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"Zu-ships," alphabetically, and why I think they're funny. This is just something that's been eating my brain, and unfortunately, it RAN. I know I'm going to get flamed, but eh - the shipping's gotten out of control.

That, and I like torturing Zuzu.

Jinko: Come on, we were all thinking it. (b00bs)

Maiko: YES, I have seen the trailer, but honestly, the excitement is premature, until we see how they got to that point. Have fun anywayz, you crazy Maiko-shipperz.

Soko: I'd want my only mode of transportation back, too.

Toko: They haven't even TALKED to each other in the series, and Toph'd probably rather kick Zuzu's butt for what he did to her BFF Iroh.

I would PAY to see that beatdown, btw.

Zucest: *twitches, falls over, DIES*

Zutara: I ship Zutara as FANON - and yes, we're happily in denial.

And finally...

Jetko: Well, it's crack + slash + necrophilia (if the rumors are true). What's not to love?

Ty Lee escapes the pairing because:

1) She is exempt from universal laws such as Gravity and Being Shipped with Zuko

2) She's too cute

I know I left several ships out, but I'm sure someone else can take those on, if so inclined.

EDIT: Mai chased Jet down afterward to exact revenge, but forgot something important... -> [link]